#WishBlogWin .@UrbanGirlOffice

After seeing the image above in several UrbanGirl emails, on their website and even had a few readers message me to let me know about the contest, I decided to create my dream office full of Urban Girl products.

Teaching in a school library with NO windows in the middle of the school building and then in the corporate world of cubicles, this will be the perfect office view, especially since I live in Florida and took this picture!

Sitting at my chic off-white writing desk I’ll be surrounded by the girlie of girliest products in pink since Penniless Teacher is pink and gray.

I’m going to channel my inner Elle Woods with this amazing Faux Leather PINK computer tote that will house my monthly planner that is naturally out of stock!

My beautiful off-white working area will be set off with pops of pink everywhere starting with LOTS of SemiKolon Pink magazine files that will hide the STACKS of catalogs from educational, office supply and furniture companies.  I reference catalogs and websites to bring you new items in our product spotlights every week.

Printing everything on Pink paper keeps the theme going with Pacon Hot Pink Paper.  That paper will be hidden in the Pink Frisco Paper Boxes.

I am just jones-ing for a couple of these Safeco Runtz Ball Chairs just because I think they are so dang cute, not to mention that my niece would love them!  Wonder if I can stencil Penniless Teacher to add even more class……NOT.

Attending different trade and blogger conferences I have enough VIP contacts to fill this SemiKolon Pink Business Card box.

As I surfing the net, Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest, I’ll sip on my Scotch Cosmo Tape Dispenser to look like I am just the coolest blogger on the planet.  I’m only fooling myself!

After a long conference with in office clients (probably teachers), I would present Penniless Teacher Media kit in these custom Esselte Twin Pocket Report Cover.  Then I’ll pull out my pink latex exam gloves just to see what reaction I will receive.  I would have added adult diapers at this point but Urban Girl doesn’t stock them.

I’ll quickly pull out my Medline Rollator Walker to wheel the overwhelmed teacher client to the car and roll myself back inside!

Sitting down at my desk to break out the Crayola’s and Westcott scissors to unwind and relax as I create a masterpiece at the close of another successful day blogging as Penniless Teacher.